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>introduction to waifu-realism

my motive with this thread is to give those with a waifu/husbando a more psychologically healthy aproach to having one because isn't it better for them to be real in some form rather then just a figment of your imagination? this aproach to having a waifu/husbando as an added bonus will also make you a better person over all because say your waifu is in love with a character more physically fit then you, this should encourage you to work toward becoming as physically fit as that character, or say you're waifu is Fluttershy, if thats the case try to rework your personality to be more like Discord and so on.


Before I begin I want to ask if any of you remember the original 1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street, do you remember the means by which the lawyer was able to prove the existance of Santa Claus by sheer technicality alone and not in any way what so ever in the literal sense of what it means to prove something's existance? that's what I'm about to do here and I'm going start off my first example using my waifu Mai Shiranui, imagine this process like playing a game of hide and seek with your waifu and mine must be pretty good at this game because we cant seem to find her anywhere, you can look for her all day but you'll never find her as long as you're looking for her in the literal sense so where then is this elusive hiding spot? to find that we must go back to the root of who your waifu is, my waifu is the mascot of SNK and SNK is a video game company that actually physically exists in our reality and since Mai is their mascot then SNK itself is Mai Shiranui because that's the very concept of what a mascot is! a character representative of the organization that owns it.

Now lets use the main 6 from mlp fim as an example, is your pony waifu one of the main 6? then knowing where in our physical reality they can be located should be of valuable information to you and believe it or not episode 2 reveals their whereabouts

>Twilight Sparkle is the element of magic

>friendship is magic
>Twilight Sparkle is the concept of friendship itself

if you are someone who really cares about his friends and enjoys the times you've spent with your friends then that joy you feel everytime you're with them is Twilight SPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


Is this Tulpa stuff or conceptual postmodernist fuckery


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Conceptual post-modernist fuckery, but interesting to think about even though I already have a waifu tulpa. Though I agree with the concept, you also have to think about how the mares themselves come together to create harmony. If harmony is made from the elements of harmony, then seeking harmony in all things would certainly be the easier, and indeed probably the better way to go about it. Could you imagine being romantic with one of the m6 and somehow not becoming closeish to the other 5? Just some thoughts.

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Get off the fucking show you sociopathic zoomer, you're not a brony, you're just a selfish manchild … and you're not a talented fan, you're a talentless hack that wastes millions of dollars to have the actual talent waste their time looking and applauding what a talentless hack you are. A second movie? a second fucking movie? how much dick do you suck on a daily basis? what the fuck kind of company are you running here? Is Hasbro a secret club house for talentless hacks with deep pockets?
If you're the lead creative vision for generation 5 then I'm going to fucking zoomer on your home and snap your head off, you fucking manchild. Fuck zoomers, fuck IDW, fuck Jagex, fuck EA, fuck DC comics, fuck the 2010s, but especially fuck (you).


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Dear mods and posters, as I have explained until I was blue in the face I was kicked off of another MLP site and my only hope of returning to it is fulfilling a deal I have with one of the mods from there, the deal is as follows

1. Show that I can get along with others.

2. Show that I can report trolls instead of cursing them out.

3. Do 1 and 2 for about a year.

If I can follow through with this then the mods from that other site might consider lifting my ban, but I can't show them any of this until you and I work something out regarding the name and trip issue so how about this? Seeing as I only plan to post threads on that other site and not interact with anyone there if let back, how about we show the mods from that site I can do exactly that by doing that here?

So here's what I propose, I have the name and tripcode ONLY when I post a thread but never within a thread! Deal?

Ps please please please for the love of god let me do this!!!
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I might support you name/tripfagging
But only if filters get added so I dont have to listen to you sperg out like an autistic retard at the drop of a pin in every thread you're in. You made multiple threads and keep spamming the same images like it's proving a point. It's obvious to everyone in the room that you're a low functioning autist, I really hope we're not stuck with you so you can fuck off sooner than later.


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>this site proclaims itself as /mlp/ 3.0
>allowing a few autistic manchildrend to shit up the whole board

This place is a goddamn joke.


The issue was well resolved before >>1261 bumped it up.


You have no proof for any of this you piece of shit, also trying saying that to my face in real life and see how far it gets you instead of insulting me behind the safety of a computer screen you fucking coward!


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Like the title said. Now let's get this story going…

It was the dawn of a beautiful new day in Equestria.
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It reminded him of the time he was molested by a Pikachu.


That had not been fun. AT ALL.


Still, it was comparatively better than the time he'd been molested by a male Gardevoir.


Compared to the average day in the catholic church, this little horse pounding him in the pooper wasn't actually all that bad.


"When I grow up, I'm gonna go to the human world to abuse teenagers myself!" Sunset Shimmer stated cheerfully.

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Oh that is beautiful. Can we get an AU/pitch bible thread?


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What is this? What is it related to? What is beautiful and what is the meaning of this thread?

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Fucking gay thread!


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OP is a fag. Literally this time.

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Title says it all, this thread is for human-on-pony action.
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How large do you think ponies would be compared to human?


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Title says it all, this thread is for human-on-pony action.

Moved the post to an existing thread about the same topic.


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Hi Anon!
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I love that design!
Any last-minute design changes? I've found an artist who'll draw her for £15.


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Just the obvious clarification that the stripe on the tail should be about as far from the edge as it is on the mane.


Can you word that in another way?


I drew the line quickly over the first picture and made it a little more smooth on the second. Nothing relevant, just made the sketch look a little better.


Alright. Well, if that's everything, the guy's called Light Charmer and I met him on Discord.

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..and after just 1 season you were unrecognizable, couldn't even see the potential that was hidden in you.. and you weren't the only one. Failure after failure after endless failure was met in the 2010s.

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We need a porn thread about Rarity, best pony


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Found one, with an Apple.


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I think this is is from the same series.

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Post your favorites.

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> Ponyvania

God that game was such a hack. But the intro, holy crap. ♥



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The controls feel clunky at first, but 'deliberate' is a better term for them. You don't mash the attack button like in Megaman, but press it only when you can commit to the swing like in the original Castlevania. It feels frustrating at start, but it makes the game more about planned movements than twitch reflexes.


This makes me happy.


One of the first ones that is surprisingly still good to listen to


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So, there's the discussion over which character would win in a versus, constantly talking about raw magical power but i think there's more to it than that.
Magical power, strategical abilities, combat skills and magical knowledge and thus the ability to actually harness said knowledge.
For example; let's look at Twilight vs. Starlight:

Both have about the same magical raw power, probably because Twilight stopped training once she turned into an Alicorn, getting stuck in what i like to call; The highest unicorn magical level or "HUL".
However Starlight seems to be an slightly better strategist as seen in S7 finale.
Their magical knowledge seems about the same.
Thus; Starlight wins and shiet.
Try out some of these.
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You know what pisses me off about EQG?
This is "The human world", only with pony characters in it. AU human versions of the characters.
Who knows how their lives have been changed by the lack of magic? Not us, because Hasbro isn't interested in selling us a spinoff. EQG is just another toyline to this company, like Spy Outfit Barbie. But what they've got here is a chance to truly expand MLP's lore and write what could be an entertaining show! Come on, who wouldn't want a show about Sunset helping her friend of the week with problems while some magical Todd and the Book of Pure Evil bullshit happens and she investigates that too.
I hated Sunset in the first movie, but the second redeemed her, and the entire EQG concept.
So it pisses me off that the concept got squandered so badly after this.
Sunset is kind, mature, empathetic, and a good candidate for protagonist.
But she wants to hand the main character role over to Sci-Twi, who everypony sees as an inferior version of the real Twilight. They're all "Just accept and embrace the magic and be like the real Twilight", while ignoring that the darkness within SciTwi is something the real Twilight (Probably?) never had to deal with.
Sunset wants Scitwi to be like Twilight and become the new main character.
Sunset Shimmer is a good protagonist. Sci-Twi could be a good protagonist after a lot of character development, but she's better suited to a support role. Everything that makes SciTwi different from the real deal is something that makes her a worse protag than the real deal, so you can't make Scitwi more like Twilight without erasing her individuality.
The writers aren't allowed to address this, apparently, so the two characters are stuck in an infinite loop. Shimmer wants Twilight to be like Sparkle and overcome her darkness, SciTwi doesn't want to go anywhere near her darkness and isn't ready to overcome it, but neither wants to say anything about this on-air because they're "Just kid's show characters".
It's an infinite loop that could easily be broken by a single emotionally-resonant scene.
The writers need to do a scene where SciTwi's darkness mocks Scitwi and is all "Your friends don't love you. They love the alternate-universe horse version of you, and wish you were more like her!" for a while.
Then some fucking plot bullshit happens, they're fighting some loser whPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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I feel like am talking with the same anon, every time i bring this up, i get the infinite loop thing, is that you? not complaining, it's just funny.
Yeah, they have managed Sci-Twi really badly, despite having two movies for her, the first of which actually used to had a Sunset's arc but it had to be cut out in order to focus on Twi; i struggle to see any real development of even a 3D personality, let alone the character by itself.
Also, it's really gruesome that they separated Sci-Twi from Midnight, it was much more interesting when Midnight was the "screw your optics, am going in." mental state of Twi.

>Everything that makes SciTwi different from the real deal is something that makes her a worse protag than the real deal.



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>Everything that makes SciTwi different from the real deal is something that makes her a worse protag than the real deal.
This is surprisingly true.

She did however make the best villain, for a brief time at least. After being treated like dirt by pretty much everyone, you can't say the power to rip the world asunder went into her head but rather let her do what she'd most likely dreamed of for a long time by then. And when Sunset Shimmer tried to apologize to her, it must have seemed pretentious as fuck when she'd try to be her friend only after she got the power to destroy the world. She was a perfect example of a villain that wasn't even evil, but simply had no sympathy left for the world.

Her fear of turning into Midnight Sparkle again makes sense too. It seems to me like the only reason she went back to being nice is because she lost the powers, not because she wanted to. She's trying to repent her actions because it's how to get forgiveness, but she knows that if given the chance she'd try destroying the world again.

At least that's my take on the character. Also, the scene after her defeat where she hesitated to take Sunset's hand is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.


I actually don't think she was a bad character at her first movie, i still watch "unleash the magic" to this day, the fact that she got so much shit from the world that she lost any sympathy for it and went berserk was awesome, while not the best villain for me (Adagio was a fucking monster.). I was alright with the character at that point.
But all that interesting stuff got nuked in the fourth movie, that's why i like Friendship Games over The Legend Of Everfree.

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ITT write your own clop fics involving this OC, preferably interactive role playing clop fics if you can so that we all get a chance at doing something to ol Mr. Eye candy here lol <3
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His avatar is so fucking cute and I have a force feeding fetish, normally the fantasies I have around that fetish involve a villain of some kind getting what's coming to them and the fact a lot of posters see Emberstorm as a bully plays into that fantasy of mine and the fact he gets uncomfortable after seeing these also plays into that fantasy because he's showing discomfort, just like in the fantasies where he feels physical discomfort. He kinda brings it on himself, if he wasn't such a cock tease attention whore with that OC he posts and if he was a little nicer to other posters he wouldn't be providing me with so much fetish fuel.


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Think of it like this, see this picture of Catwoman? This picture is fap worthy, why? Because she's

1. Stuffed full and in pain.

2. Is a villain (sort of) and got what she had coming (in the context of narrative).

3. She's cute.

These 3 things working in combination with one another is what makes this picture fap worthy. Now lets analyze Ember Storm

1. He's a bully (which is sort of like a villain).

2. He's got a cute avatar.

The only thing missing is the being stuffed full aspect of all of that and this thread fills in that missing piece of the puzzle.


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Theres an old old cartoon i remember seeing when i was a little kid in the 70s, a pig was being gluttonous and i forget the details but he was skulking around a sweets factory and gets caught, strapped into a chair attached to a mechanical arm that takes him around the factory as other mechanical arms shove a lot of pies and pastries into his mouth and at the end he is gigantic but the seat belt hasn't stretched, like dividing his stuffed stomach into two parts constricted in the middle by the seat belt.

As a kid i remember thinking that such things were a bit extreme for showing to kids, and i didnt like it, the cut-into seatbelt particularly disturbed me.

The OP saw the same cartoon and it affected him differently, worked into his fetishes. Its always fun to try and deconstruct our fetishes, why do they turn us on so much?

As to Ember, i don't dislike him but he has in the past been really nasty to people i care about, and i feel a bit rotten to want to make him uncomfortable by posting these little clopfics where he will see them, but…looks like im no nice guy, i really enjoyed squicking him when i told him the Oompa Loompa one.

Eh. This is setting my social development back a bit but, what can you do right?



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Speaking of which can you ask Emberstorm what his favorite food is and how often he eats it and what his favorite dessert 🍨 is and send be a link and screenshot to his answer? Don't tell him I told you to ask though.


Post Rainbow Dash lewds

you know you want to

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Let's make a thread about horse cocks, please! :)


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Horsecock is bestcock


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Horsecock thread

Moving these here because one thread about horsecocks should be enough. Check the catalog before making a new thread!


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Oky doky loky


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