/poni/ - My Little Poni

wrong pic but fuck it

The letters on that label have aweful spacing

Who are the two ponies in the picture?

>>2061
The Barrel twins from the special the other week

>>2062
Ok thanks

>>2007
>penis demons
the fuck?

>>2012
What can I say? The character has penises on the brain.

>>2029
Does it describe what penis demons are like or do i have to use my imagination?

>>2044
Flare Blitzen is fighting the Penis Legion and a literal cock and ball torture demon as a metaphor for how he struggles with gay thoughts.

>>2049
But why

>>2017
K.

Sort of.

>>2047
r/therewasanattempt

>>2047
Do better

>>2053
r/redditniggers

I really want to read that ^^

>>1957
This was awesome! Thanks so much for the Tip!

>>1979
…

Oh my god.

It really does fit her.

Whyyy :(

>>1979
You can't stop me from writing a fanfic where my OC notices this and cheers her up for real.

>>2013
Awww… I'd like to read that.

I always thought that the Flim Flam bros were secretly disowned Apples, with changed names and rewritten backstory to cut ties after they couldn't get along with the rest of the family and not honoring their values. That's why they seemed familiar to Applejack in what was supposed to be their "first appearance" on fim.

>>1979
The aspect i relate to most is how all your effort to make others feel better makes it hurt so bad when they don't have five seconds to consider what Pinkie/i feel like.

She's my pony for a reason, and yes you are dead-on.

What the hay is this shit!? Did someone feed the bot with racemixing propaganda?

>>2025
>OH GOD SOMEBODY FILLED THIS WITH PORN

"That's a Penis!" Twilight Sparkle's brother screamed. He was still angry. A voice screamed, "I hate you!"

The whole room got into frenzy. "You're not the one," Celestia's voice boomed. The room turned redder but the two ponies remained calm. They watched on as the three of them began to strip into their favorite outfit and take on the costume of the girl who was about to come into the room wearing the Pink Diamond.

The scene turned from awkward to thrilling. Pink Diamond, dressed in a red turtleneck sweater with pink trim and pink lace-ups, strode across the stage and into the crowd like a star with her white dress, purple-shaggy hair, and white cape fluttering in the night sky. She walked to the middle of the dance floor and placed her hoof against the microphone. She began a song. When it was over, several ponies cheered to her tune.

The stage was silent for a moment, like the movie that the people watching the show were watching. Twilight Sparkle was shocked. That wasn't how she remembered it! The Pink Diamond wasn't the one dancing! She felt the presence of the Pink Diamond moving around her. Her heart stopped and suddenly her vision started flashing rapidly. The Pink Diamond walked right up to her, cupping her face and pressing her lips down hard. "How are you feeling, sweetie?" she whispered, reaching over and placing her hands on her hips as she tried to speak with an accent.


"Mmm," was all she managed, her voice breaking. "I have a surprise for you, Sweetie." She grinned to herself as she slowly crawled up on top of her, the tip of her pinky up her thigh. "But if you ever want a taste of my cock or whatever you'll want, I'm up there…" She smiled at her, and the pink diamond opened the door and started up the stairs, not stopping and taking an hour until they reached the basement to the second floor.


When they got down there, it was quiet. Not a sound could be heard as they entered it, which turned out to be a good thing. They spent almost an hour talking on the sofa, trying to not be seen as their guests while the others went off to the kitchen to make some pizza or maybe a cheeseburger.
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Sorry for the necro

Slaughter horse is a fun town of Salem type game.
It's on android and it's by the same guy who made shark dating simulator.
Was originally named "Pinkamena" but was changed because reasons.
link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.raresteak.slaughterhorse&hl=en_US

>>918
I've heard of Ponymon.

>>1775
I still have Pinkamena installed on my phone. Really good game, although each game starts mostly the same you need to start doing some clever deductions once the most useful ponies start dying.

I just found this: https://www.deviantart.com/drud14/art/Pink-Tac-Toe-539704694
Simple game but great animations. Play to ten wins/losses.

Here's a lewd little minigame: https://mcpalm.itch.io/one-button-whorse

>stealing my /get/

Fuck you, this is now a gay poner thread!

>>2001
We're OVER 2000!

Dash sure has an interesting topic for the Battle of the Bands…

>>1946
I'm sorry.

>>1946
Nothing's fucking here to do! We need an art contest!

>>1960
Ooh! Good idea!

I like trains

>>1977
I like turtles

>celestia and luna go turbo occ
dafuq is this shit?

+ Pretty fun episode overall.
+ The song was actually pretty good. Probably the best of the season so far.

- The writers really have no idea how to characterize Luna or Celestia.
- Who animated this? I like memefaces an all, but it was overdone.
- Luna's voice was all over the place.

>>1711
That's Evil Twilight's log corpse. Chryssie uses it when she's lonely

>>1711
Joke went over your head at supersonic speed, huh?

>>1678
I'm actually shocked no one has drawn porn of Chrysalis with that yet. Or even memes in general. Just look at the OP's image, without seeing the episode you couldn't have not thought she's waving a changeling dildo!

>>1757
Here you go.

>>1762
Now can you draw Cozy masturbating with it?