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Hallo und willkomme zu das beste faden auf poni.fun.

Alles sind willkomme im diese faden, aber wir würde lieber du sprechen Deutsche während entsendung im diese faden. Haben spaß!


Sure, you too.

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This faggot really needed a better archetype/personality.


Who the fuck is that?

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Post porn of Fluttershy/Futashy here!
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time for a bump


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Dont say "bump"


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Some nice Flutterbutt

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I just realized there's no cute thread yet. Let's post some ponies being cute!
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Sleeping is the easy mode of being cute.


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What's your cutiemark anons?


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Two-headed lightbulb. Double the brightness if there was a place it fits.


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This is the cutest thing I've seen in weeks.


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>Wake up
>"Put ahl your jewelry in theth bag and nobody gets hurht!
>What do?
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Pony Thread Simulator memes.


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"Since you're already raping me, why not murder me as well?"


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Try it and i'll shank you with my horn.


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Get this weak Pony Thread Simulator memes outta here!


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Let's make raping fillies legal again please, Celestia!

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With the technical side taken care of, it's time to start advertising the board to those still under the yoke of 4chan. Here's a dedicated thread for discussing methods on how to inform people about the new alternative.

With the moderation of 4chan becoming more and more arbitrary and the list of banned topics growing by the day, poni can easily offer them what they want simply by not stomping on their throats. One good tactic would be to find threads where people are posting links to banned content on third party sites and mentioning that they could move the thread here and have properly working imageboard for it. NSFW content, tulpa threads, fluffy ponies, Milky Way and Anonfilly, all the stuff that 4chan doesn't allow are things they could only have here.

Simply spamming links to the board doesn't endear anyone, except when there's a moderator outrage going on and people are swearing to leave the site. Those things happen quite often, and that is the best time to advertise a board without whatever new moderation abuse it is that's breaking their camels back once again.

Picture ads work surprisingly well, so if anyone wants to make some images about poni.fun, those would no doubt become handy.

Do you have thoughts or suggestions on advertising? Brainstorming session is now open.
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Are you the same 8chan fag responsible for all the "Found a nit to pick, time to leave everyone!" posts here? Your strategy of digging for grievances and presenting them as collectives dealbreakers is getting disturbingly transparent. Just go back to killing your own site, or are you worried about the fandom surviving elsewhere?

The problem with the first opening was that it wasn't even announced. The site came first, then it was mentioned to for a few people before the posts got deleted, and when those people came in individually and saw no one else, they left because they were the only ones here at the time. The grand opening is more like a Finnish pussikaljamiitti, setting up an agreed time so everyone interested will be at the same place at the same time. Do you have better ideas, or do you think we should just lament our fate and take it up the ass?


Epic "everyone who doesn't agree with me is the same person". Do you have persecution complex?

>The first opening wasn't even announced

so people magically popped out of nowhere on your site then?

>and when those people came in individually and saw no one else, they left because they were the only ones here

just like the 6.6 grand re-opening lmao


>>The first opening wasn't even announced
>so people magically popped out of nowhere on your site then?
I'll take "Tard who doesn't know the difference between a proper grand opening and a site being made by one dude with like 5 friends on Discord" for two hundred dollars.


>a proper grand opening
So not anything like the 6.6, got it.

>a site being made by one dude with like 5 friends on Discord

Well thanks for clearing up who you made the site in mind with.
nice backpedalling on all the shilling on chans you did too


your cognitive dissonance is incredible

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How can you let this go on?


How could I stop this from going on? By yelling "Fuck Glimmer and fuck those who made her" harder?
The show's killed itself, and the show's already given itself a slow and inelegant death.
By the time this show's over, everyone will be glad it's gone. Except for the dumbasses who wonder where the good times went, unaware that their "No critiquing the new is allowed here!" policy is what drove away those with the brain function necessary to create content.
I wish we had a proper fandom split. GT fans and Super and DBZ and DB Classic fans don't bug each other, unless it's to have fun shit-talking the other's show. They have their own sites, homes, and traditions.


>Fandom split
We do its called EQG. Just like GT it isn't canon to the mainline and just like EQG, GT was an abomination. The only reason the monsterhigh shitters dont leave anyone alone is because they're forced in with the rest of the pony fandom as parasites and they feel the need to try to validate their existence.

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Last night I saw a dream where I was anthro Flutterbat, and I was sneakily attacking a mansion near a river, commando style. At one point I was spotted by a gorilla with bow and arrows, but I managed to take cover behind a floating log and sneak past it. I got inside, stabbed darts from a dartboard into the gorilla's controllers face, and then slammed his face against the marble floor.

In another dream fragment Lyra and Bon Bon were walking in Ponyville when another Bon Bon ran straight past them. Alerted by a possible changeling a royal guard knocked her unconscious, only to reveal that this was in fact the real Bon Bon. The mistake was embarrassing, but it also brought up the question of why Bon Bon just ran past her own doppelganger without acknowledging it in any way.

So, what kind of pony dreams have you been having?
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I had traveled with Rainbow Dash to the entrance of an old dwarven fortress. The land was charred black, littered with burnt camel corpses, and was literally radiating evil. Still, something in this very ominous place had drawn us to it.

The fortress was built along a double staircase, with progressively wider floors spreading from it in a pyramid shape. It wasn't abandoned, but inhabited by zombielike dwarves lumbering around performing their unholy tasks. When the dwarves refused to notice us, the hot-blooded pegasus kicked one, snapping its neck and killing it instantly. I held my breath in terror of getting the entire fortress against us while still inside it, but the catatonic dwarves didn't even react.

At this point I woke up and jumped at my phone; It should have woken me in time to take the control, but now I couldn't even FIND the fortress controls from it! It took about five seconds to realize that it had all been a dream, and I went back to bed.


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Another Dwarf Fortress dream:

The ponies had started digging a fortress near a modern human city. Rarity had discovered a batch of gems she really wanted to the south, but digging to them would require digging through a human sewer pipe filled 1/7 with dark green waste. I decided that if Rarity wanted the gems so bad, she could mine them herself. She started digging towards the sewer, and Fluttershy discovered a vein of unknown ore along the wall of the tunnel.

I was also a little worried about how humans would react to us breaching their sewer pipe, but I figured they wouldn't mind as long as the sewage kept flowing away from their city.


You can get into tulpamancy if you want. Tulpa.net is full of lazy faggots who do nothing all day except talk about their imaginary girlfriends and imaginary adventures though.
I remember the place calling me a faker just because my tulpa grew faster than theirs. I think mine grew faster because I'm smarter. Or because I spent more hours on it. Could be either.


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I was the mayor of a dwarven fortress, and it was time to meet with the human diplomat. The corridors of the fortress were huge, roughly seven meters wide and high, with brown brick walls and smaller doorways splitting into separate rooms. On the way I caught a glimpse of Derpy Hooves in some wacky antics.

The human diplomat was a huge, bald man with a low flat head and muscles like a toad's legs. I thought there was no way this was a human, or whatever god it impersonated, but went along with the negotiations about building a training room. The training room was to contain poles with spinning spiked balls a la Dungeon Keeper 1, which is what I've always imagined danger rooms to be like. The negotiations were heating up, but Twilight Sparkle came to assist me until I woke up.


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Last night I saw a dream where humans were breezie-sized pests living in Equestria. Some were well-off as pets, but most lived like mice inside the walls of pony homes and weren't welcome because of humanity's unharmonious ways.

At one point my friend and I found one of the doorways between this world and the human world that the humans of Equestria had sealed after coming here. It was closed with just plywood and plaster so it was easy to break open, but what troubled me was that it clearly meant humans had come here to get away from something.

The doorway opened into a decrepit cement hallway, with old matresses and remains of storage cabinets almost blocking it. Everything was covered in dust and obviously been untouched for years, but there was sunlight shining in from somewhere I couldn't see. I spent a lot of time on that doorway, just listening carefully in case anything we escaped was still moving around, and after minutes we got the courage to move through back into the human world.

I don't remember much of what happened after that, but there were only old people living in the world. They were the last, infertile people of Earth, and they were living the afternoon of their lives in peaceful acceptance of it all. They clearly had nothing to fear here, but I was constantly unsure if I should explore our real homeworld more, or head back to Equestria before something bad happened.

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It's the most patrician fetish because it's a celebration of femininity, big breasts, fertility and motherhood without being degenerate like an attraction to pregnancy itself. It is also impossible for clop artists to turn it degenerate.
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Well, yes. You're supposed to be attracted to women you can make pregnant, not to ones that already are.


Imagine looking at a sexy woman with a nice ass and big tits.
Imagine looking at that same woman, but her attractive features are utterly dwarfed by an alien-looking bulge in her stomach. She's slow, bitchy, grouchy, and milking the inconveniences of pregnancy for all the victim points they're worth.
Unless you put that bulge there and its gradual growth fills you with more pride each day, it's unsexy. And finding it attractive on principle is downright disgusting.


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I bet you still use cuck every chance you get. Go back to /v/, faggot.


>Unless you put that bulge there
That's…the point. Most of us are monogamous and want a long term relationship with a waifu we breed back to back kids for.


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These are always fun, and a good way to get a new board started. Title says it all, post some pony crossovers here, the more clever the better.
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Discord can't break those cuffs either.


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The greatest hero of our time.


"Subscribe to Shimmer Code"

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Here's a little community project I've been planning. Since lawyers are always a threat to anything pony-related, we could create a new spinoff version of FiM with no copyrighted connections to the original show.

What I've had in mind is a place called Horseria, a new continent ponies have discovered. The name of the mainland they come from is never mentioned, as well as none of the names of ponies living there, so while this is compatible with mlp lore it doesn't breach any copyrights. The main town for most of the events is Ponyhaven (it's a working title), a small settlement near a forest of giant trees. The town started off as a lumber camp, but by cutting trees around it too greedily the ponies ended up disrupting the nature and causing trouble with the beasts of the unknown woods. The logging was cut down, and most ponies moved on to other jobs, and thus the town of Ponyhaven was founded.

The town is located on a plain next to the forest, connected to the sea by a river that flows from mountains to a larger coastal city downstream, traversed by riverboat ferrying ponies and cargo along its length.

Far upstream, at the mountains there's a mining village inhabited by donkeys. Their houses are made of huge, rugged stones to resist the common avalanches, looking crude and unpolished from the outside but being clean and homely from the inside. The reason for their architecture is the common avalanches plaguing the town, but the donkeys are too headstrong to let the mountain defeat them while there are still riches to be mined in it.

There's also another small dig site closer to Ponyhaven. What makes it notable is that it breaches into huge, underground caverns that are as of yet unexplored.

The land is also scattered with ancient ruins of a civilization of long-haired goats that have disappeared without a trace. These remains of an advanced civilization are yet another source for all sorts of potential stories.
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Yes, go on Mr writer. Storytell us an action scene in general, not a fight sequence, but an interesting dramatic mystery lore scene.
I mean it's no shame if you can't do it all. Honestly every writer should each handle 1 tiny aspect of a whole, rather than individualizing writers per episode under 1 creative vision.



Thanks. I'm not bad at coming up with action scenes myself, but planning them requires coming up with the ponies and situations they're in first. More help is always good though.

Another planned character is this towns nature pony. She handles a similar role to Fluttershy except more outgoing, trekking in the woods to help hurt animals where she finds them. She's fit, tough and hardy like Applejack, yet handles animals with firm, motherly gentleness. Of all the townsponies, she has by far most practical knowledge of the local flora and fauna alike.

For her appearance, I saw her in a dream as a mix between Tempest Shadow and Applejack, and haven't been able to shake the mental image since. She can also use her mane and tail like Indiana Jones uses his whip, although this should be used extremely sparingly or people would start thinking of her as some kind of weird tentacle pony.


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Answering the weather question in >>1370 , what I've planned for the spinoff continent is that it's rains would be made by alpaca natives, who create the clouds by periodically dumping huge vats of water into a volcano.

Speaking of weather, one episode could be about ponies getting their own weather facility started. Some of the older ponies protest, telling that messing with the natural order is a terrible mistake, and when troubles start arising the other townsponies soon come around to their side and the weather factory is closed.

However, the troubles don't seem to be going away. While everypony is still placing their blame on the facility during its operation, the mane cast seeks out and fixes the real cause disturbing the nature. The lesson of the story is that when you assign blame carelessly, you're not only hurting innocents but also directing attention away from the real culprit.


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>We'd still need to come up with how to stop the disaster though, since if the ponies just kept it asleep it would leave the ponies living on borrowed time which is not conductive for a lighthearted pony show.
What if the prophecy said the cosmic horror would awaken in a terrible destructive rage, so the ponies sidestepped the apocalypse by making its awakening a pleasant one instead?


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That's perfect! It would mean the cosmic horror isn't just 'defeated', and it would be a perfectly pony-like solution to the situation.

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is there a non porn filled board we could make? I dont particularly want small children seeing this stuff if I want to read some greentext
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Porn dumps ought to stay away from the main board simply by providing a dedicated board for them.

Speaking of boards, any progress about an overboard system? Having multiple boards works only if you can view all the posts from one page.


Sure. Meet /all/.


>making an entire board for a minority who left the fandom
dead on arrival


what your just talking about is a general, the fact you want to give it it's own board doesnt change it's still a general in every way.


>human vag
>no hooves
>futa sfm
none of these 'keep shills away' in any capacity

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>introduction to waifu-realism

my motive with this thread is to give those with a waifu/husbando a more psychologically healthy aproach to having one because isn't it better for them to be real in some form rather then just a figment of your imagination? this aproach to having a waifu/husbando as an added bonus will also make you a better person over all because say your waifu is in love with a character more physically fit then you, this should encourage you to work toward becoming as physically fit as that character, or say you're waifu is Fluttershy, if thats the case try to rework your personality to be more like Discord and so on.


Before I begin I want to ask if any of you remember the original 1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street, do you remember the means by which the lawyer was able to prove the existance of Santa Claus by sheer technicality alone and not in any way what so ever in the literal sense of what it means to prove something's existance? that's what I'm about to do here and I'm going start off my first example using my waifu Mai Shiranui, imagine this process like playing a game of hide and seek with your waifu and mine must be pretty good at this game because we cant seem to find her anywhere, you can look for her all day but you'll never find her as long as you're looking for her in the literal sense so where then is this elusive hiding spot? to find that we must go back to the root of who your waifu is, my waifu is the mascot of SNK and SNK is a video game company that actually physically exists in our reality and since Mai is their mascot then SNK itself is Mai Shiranui because that's the very concept of what a mascot is! a character representative of the organization that owns it.

Now lets use the main 6 from mlp fim as an example, is your pony waifu one of the main 6? then knowing where in our physical reality they can be located should be of valuable information to you and believe it or not episode 2 reveals their whereabouts

>Twilight Sparkle is the element of magic

>friendship is magic
>Twilight Sparkle is the concept of friendship itself

if you are someone who really cares about his friends and enjoys the times you've spent with your friends then that joy you feel everytime you're with them is Twilight SPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


Is this Tulpa stuff or conceptual postmodernist fuckery


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Conceptual post-modernist fuckery, but interesting to think about even though I already have a waifu tulpa. Though I agree with the concept, you also have to think about how the mares themselves come together to create harmony. If harmony is made from the elements of harmony, then seeking harmony in all things would certainly be the easier, and indeed probably the better way to go about it. Could you imagine being romantic with one of the m6 and somehow not becoming closeish to the other 5? Just some thoughts.

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