/poni/ - My Little Poni

Hallo und willkomme zu das beste faden auf poni.fun.

Alles sind willkomme im diese faden, aber wir würde lieber du sprechen Deutsche während entsendung im diese faden. Haben spaß!

This faggot really needed a better archetype/personality.

Post porn of Fluttershy/Futashy here!
GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT!

WE NEED A PUN THREAD, PLEASE!

I just realized there's no cute thread yet. Let's post some ponies being cute!

Let's make raping fillies legal again please, Celestia!

With the technical side taken care of, it's time to start advertising the board to those still under the yoke of 4chan. Here's a dedicated thread for discussing methods on how to inform people about the new alternative.

With the moderation of 4chan becoming more and more arbitrary and the list of banned topics growing by the day, poni can easily offer them what they want simply by not stomping on their throats. One good tactic would be to find threads where people are posting links to banned content on third party sites and mentioning that they could move the thread here and have properly working imageboard for it. NSFW content, tulpa threads, fluffy ponies, Milky Way and Anonfilly, all the stuff that 4chan doesn't allow are things they could only have here.

Simply spamming links to the board doesn't endear anyone, except when there's a moderator outrage going on and people are swearing to leave the site. Those things happen quite often, and that is the best time to advertise a board without whatever new moderation abuse it is that's breaking their camels back once again.

Picture ads work surprisingly well, so if anyone wants to make some images about poni.fun, those would no doubt become handy.

Do you have thoughts or suggestions on advertising? Brainstorming session is now open.

How can you let this go on?

Last night I saw a dream where I was anthro Flutterbat, and I was sneakily attacking a mansion near a river, commando style. At one point I was spotted by a gorilla with bow and arrows, but I managed to take cover behind a floating log and sneak past it. I got inside, stabbed darts from a dartboard into the gorilla's controllers face, and then slammed his face against the marble floor.

In another dream fragment Lyra and Bon Bon were walking in Ponyville when another Bon Bon ran straight past them. Alerted by a possible changeling a royal guard knocked her unconscious, only to reveal that this was in fact the real Bon Bon. The mistake was embarrassing, but it also brought up the question of why Bon Bon just ran past her own doppelganger without acknowledging it in any way.

So, what kind of pony dreams have you been having?

It's the most patrician fetish because it's a celebration of femininity, big breasts, fertility and motherhood without being degenerate like an attraction to pregnancy itself. It is also impossible for clop artists to turn it degenerate.

These are always fun, and a good way to get a new board started. Title says it all, post some pony crossovers here, the more clever the better.

Here's a little community project I've been planning. Since lawyers are always a threat to anything pony-related, we could create a new spinoff version of FiM with no copyrighted connections to the original show.

What I've had in mind is a place called Horseria, a new continent ponies have discovered. The name of the mainland they come from is never mentioned, as well as none of the names of ponies living there, so while this is compatible with mlp lore it doesn't breach any copyrights. The main town for most of the events is Ponyhaven (it's a working title), a small settlement near a forest of giant trees. The town started off as a lumber camp, but by cutting trees around it too greedily the ponies ended up disrupting the nature and causing trouble with the beasts of the unknown woods. The logging was cut down, and most ponies moved on to other jobs, and thus the town of Ponyhaven was founded.

The town is located on a plain next to the forest, connected to the sea by a river that flows from mountains to a larger coastal city downstream, traversed by riverboat ferrying ponies and cargo along its length.

Far upstream, at the mountains there's a mining village inhabited by donkeys. Their houses are made of huge, rugged stones to resist the common avalanches, looking crude and unpolished from the outside but being clean and homely from the inside. The reason for their architecture is the common avalanches plaguing the town, but the donkeys are too headstrong to let the mountain defeat them while there are still riches to be mined in it.

There's also another small dig site closer to Ponyhaven. What makes it notable is that it breaches into huge, underground caverns that are as of yet unexplored.

The land is also scattered with ancient ruins of a civilization of long-haired goats that have disappeared without a trace. These remains of an advanced civilization are yet another source for all sorts of potential stories.

NSWF and SFW
is there a non porn filled board we could make? I dont particularly want small children seeing this stuff if I want to read some greentext

>introduction to waifu-realism

my motive with this thread is to give those with a waifu/husbando a more psychologically healthy aproach to having one because isn't it better for them to be real in some form rather then just a figment of your imagination? this aproach to having a waifu/husbando as an added bonus will also make you a better person over all because say your waifu is in love with a character more physically fit then you, this should encourage you to work toward becoming as physically fit as that character, or say you're waifu is Fluttershy, if thats the case try to rework your personality to be more like Discord and so on.

>waifu-realism

Before I begin I want to ask if any of you remember the original 1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street, do you remember the means by which the lawyer was able to prove the existance of Santa Claus by sheer technicality alone and not in any way what so ever in the literal sense of what it means to prove something's existance? that's what I'm about to do here and I'm going start off my first example using my waifu Mai Shiranui, imagine this process like playing a game of hide and seek with your waifu and mine must be pretty good at this game because we cant seem to find her anywhere, you can look for her all day but you'll never find her as long as you're looking for her in the literal sense so where then is this elusive hiding spot? to find that we must go back to the root of who your waifu is, my waifu is the mascot of SNK and SNK is a video game company that actually physically exists in our reality and since Mai is their mascot then SNK itself is Mai Shiranui because that's the very concept of what a mascot is! a character representative of the organization that owns it.

Now lets use the main 6 from mlp fim as an example, is your pony waifu one of the main 6? then knowing where in our physical reality they can be located should be of valuable information to you and believe it or not episode 2 reveals their whereabouts

>Twilight Sparkle is the element of magic
>friendship is magic
>Twilight Sparkle is the concept of friendship itself

if you are someone who really cares about his friends and enjoys the times you've spent with your friends then that joy you feel everytime you're with them is Twilight SPost too long. Click here to view the full text.